[DEHAI] A joke

danielw (danielw@nmsu.edu)
Sat, 3 May 1997 22:15:16 -0600 (MDT)

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Hi all:

Queen Elizabeth, Ex-President Jimmy Carter and the late Anwar Saddat of
Egypt were amusing themselves by taking a plane ride across the World.
All of a sudden, the queen slides the window down, (so we assume wind
velocity=0 for now) extends her arm out, and confidently announces "We are
in Great Briton." Saddat and Carter were quick to challenge.. "and how
did you know?" The queen proudly replies that the rain drops on her shirt
sleeve say it all. After a few hours Carter does the same thing and
claims that the falling snow made him realize that they were now flying
over Washington DC. After one more day on the air, It was Saddat's turn.
So the Egyptian President extends his arm and announces "We are in Cairo."
The queen and Carter ask "How do you know?" Saddat replies, because i
just lost my ring and my watch.

Peace

Daneil W.
http://web.nmsu.edu/~danielw

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