ARCHANGEL wrote:
>
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>
> Biniam Tekle wrote:
> >
> > * Dehai Retreat '97 in Eritrea: contact pnatnael@nodc.noaa.gov *
> > * Win a round trip ticket to Eritrea for a $10 raffle and help Eritrean *
> > * War Vetrans get a computer: contact yonasa@ibm.net *
> >
> > Hey Dehaiers,
> >
> > Enjoy!
> >
> > Blessings
> > Biniam
> >
> > Subject: DID YOU KNOW ...
> >
> > The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and
> > stupidity.
> >
> > If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> >
> > Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull.... before.
> >
> > Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
> > friends. If they're OK, you're it.
> >
> > Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
> >
> > A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
> >
> > It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in
> > rats.
> >
> > Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
> >
> > If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
> > COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget
> > where you live.
> >
> > The trouble with doing something right the first time is that
> > nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
> >
> > It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
> > warning to others.
> >
> > Bo's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
> >
> > Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy
> > to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.
> >
> > A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you
> > feel happy to be on your way.
> >
> > Clothes make the person. Naked people have little or no influence on
> > society.
> >
> > Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where
> > you left them to where you can't find them.
> >
> > Marc's Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan
> > will not be evenly distributed.
> >
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>
> Why did you write this post knowing full well how it would affect the other
> members. I don't know how long you've been a member of dehai, but I'm sure that you will
> recognize the consequenses of your actions. You will be lectured to for a very, very
> long time, and this will spark another heated tirade in the medium.
>
> Good job. (That, my idiotic friend, should be noted as sarcasm).
>
> MIKAEL
>
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I'm sorry Biniam, I targeted the wrong joker. Would the attention
starved moron please transefer the animosity at first directed at Biniam
at himself.
Again, my apologies.
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