Selamat dehaiers,
Just about two months ago, I posted "10 reasons" why a Habesha girl
should not date a Habesha boy. Well, thank God they didn't listen to me!!!
Because in the contrary, I am seeing more and more Habesha lovebirds
than ever before. More power to them!!!
But as they are preparing to tie the knot, here are my 10 reasons to think
about before she says "I DO", following by another 10 reasons to think
about before he says "I DO."
A. Top ten reasons to think about before SHE says "I DO"
10. When she asks him to marry her, HE wonders if she is pregnant or
pressured by her mom.
9. On their wedding day, HE is too preoccupied calculating his expenses
8. Honeymoon? HE plays dumb saying ?What does a Honey and a
Moon got to do with it.?
7. To cover the wedding expenses, HE insists she gets a second
full-time job while HE scales back to a part- time job
6. When she asks for a love and affections, HE says, ?I married you,
didn?t I??
5. When she asks for a gift or a flower, HE says, ?It is not my culture?
4. If she threatens to leave, HE threatens to report her to the immigration.
3. When she happily announces her pregnancy, HE snaps at her for not
telling him to wear a protection.
2. When she goes in labor at a local hospital, HE goes out drinking at
local bar.
And the #1 reason to think about before she says "I DO."
1. When HE goes back home to visit his folks, HE returns back with a
younger bride.
B. For the sake of fairness, here are also the top 10 reasons to think
about before HE says "I DO."
10. Right after the first intimacy he is obliged to marry her.
9. SHE plans, arranges and conducts their wedding ceremony--he just
shows up.
8. SHE picks her own minister, her own church and her own guest-list
-he is lucky if his parents are included in the list.
7. Her wedding ceremony HAD to be better than all her friends' and
relatives' past weddings.
6. SHE plans a second wedding back home for her relatives and their
relatives, and their relatives, and their relatives...
5. SHE then plans an expensive honeymoon to a remote island she
couldn?t even pronounce.
4. SHE soon gets pregnant, out of work, and he is stuck with the bills
and his in-laws.
3. When SHE gets pregnant, the whole village from her hometown move
in with her, and he become a public transportation.
2. Then a year later, a second baby gets on his way, and a new batch
of her folks move in and on, and on, and on until death do them apart.
And the #1 reason to think about before HE says "I DO":
1. When a baby is born, he becomes a neglected second-class human
ATM, who is forced to learn how to change diapers and breast-feed
babies.
Note: There are only 10 reasons not to marry a Habesha, but hundreds
of reasons to marry one.
Peace & Love
haile a.
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