Selam Dehai:-
I don't remember having read this joke on dehai.
It must be written by an "AKway" like me cos the person
knows what he saying. Enjoy!
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"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
female, he give milk, but will do so
when he is got child. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs
together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.
His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do?
Various ghee, butter, cream, curd,
why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind generally.
His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also his other
motion is much useful to trees,
plants as well as making flat cakes** in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the
only animal that extricates his
feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth.
He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.
His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got
child. This is done by
knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the
ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards.
He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end
of the other side. This is done
to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives
hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by
looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the
horse does not do so.
This is the cow."
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**Flat cakes = "gudgudo" (kubo) :-)
PS. "The madder the cow, the better the "koboro"
'h -n c Y yu : ncu::
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