This supposed to be a joke no offence at all
* Nobody is free when others are oppressed "
* We are all different otherwise we would have been the same
Cc: Michael Asmerom <gs05mma@panther.Gsu.EDU>
>>> ==============================
>>> WOMEN ARE COMPLEX CREATURES
>>> ==============================
>>>
>>>If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
>>>If you don't, you are not a man
>>>
>>>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
>>>If you don't, you are good for nothing
>>>
>>>If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
>>>If you don't, you are not understanding
>>>
>>>If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
>>>If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
>>>
>>>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
>>>If you don't, you are a dull boy
>>>
>>>If you are jealous, she says it's bad
>>>If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
>>>
>>>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
>>>If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
>>>
>>>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
>>>If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
>>>
>>>If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
>>>If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
>>>
>>>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
>>>If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
>>>
>>>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
>>>If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
>>>
>>>If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
>>>If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
>>>
>>>If you talk, she wants you to listen
>>>If you listen, she wants you to talk
>>>
>>>In short:
>>>
>>>So simple, yet so complex
>>>So weak, yet so powerful
>>>So confusing, yet so desirable
>>>So damning, yet so wonderful...
>>>
>>> ....WOMEN!....Sigh!
>>
>>felega
>>I hope single woman in deahi will agree with this 100%
>>if not let me say this !
>>" turn your light low and see you in irc (Internte raly chat)
>>This message for you girl I was never on time still i want to get you
>>girl, on time, I want to give you some .... and some good.
>>I want to give you some love , and I want you to know "
>>Bob Marley
>>:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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