[DEHAI] LETTERS TO LANDLORDS (fwd)

Melanin Man (negussiy@ECST.CSUCHICO.EDU)
Tue, 4 Mar 1997 12:50:46 -0800 (PST)

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Hello dehaiers

Next time you feel like complainin' to your landlords, you might wanna
consider these 'thesis' :-)

enjoy
Yared...

Captured from the Internet.....

Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords.

-I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly
when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

-The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door
throwing their balls on the roof.

-This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the
man next door.

-The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?

-I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from
the wall.

-I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

-Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces.

-Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done
as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.

-I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.

-I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.

-The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until
it is cleared.

-The person next door has a large erection in his back garden,
which is unsightly and dangerous.

-Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

-Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would
like a third, so will you please send someone to do something
about it.

-Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
color and not fit to drink.

-Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an
old age pensioner and need it straight away.

-I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.

-Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife
got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

-When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's
new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean
tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.

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