Hello dehaiers
Next time you feel like complainin' to your landlords, you might wanna
consider these 'thesis' :-)
enjoy
Yared...
Captured from the Internet.....
Allegedly Genuine Extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords.
-I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly
when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
-The lavatory is blocked, this is caused by the boys next door
throwing their balls on the roof.
-This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the
man next door.
-The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
-I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from
the wall.
-I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
-Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three
pieces.
-Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done
as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
-I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off.
-I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.
-The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until
it is cleared.
-The person next door has a large erection in his back garden,
which is unsightly and dangerous.
-Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk.
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
-Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would
like a third, so will you please send someone to do something
about it.
-Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny
color and not fit to drink.
-Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an
old age pensioner and need it straight away.
-I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.
-Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife
got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
-When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's
new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean
tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
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